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Song Parodies -> "One of These Firearms (Is Not Like a Sporter)"
Original Song Title:
"One of These Things (Is Not Like the Others)"
Original Performer:
Sesame Street TV Show
Parody Song Title:
"One of These Firearms (Is Not Like a Sporter)"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
One Of These Firearms (Is Not Like a Sporter)
One of these firearms is NOT for gun owners
One of these firearms on a battlefield belongs,
Can you tell which firearm is not like a Sporter
Because the media always seems to get it wrong!
Did you guess which firearm was not like a Sporter?
Where a selector switch, flash suppressor, and full mag belong?
If you guessed a M4 is not like clone Sporters
Then you're not of the Left... but part of the Right!
One of these firearms is NOT for gun owners
One of these firearms on a battlefield belongs,
Can you tell which firearm is not like a Sporter
Because the media always seems to get it wrong!
Did you guess which firearm was not like a Sporter?
Where a selector switch, flash suppressor, and full mag belong?
If you guessed a M4 is not like clone Sporters
Then you're not of the Left... but part of the Right!
Note: Gun store AR and AK clones do NOT have flash suppressors, selector switches, bayonet lugs, nor full 20-30 Rd high capacity mags. They fire single-shot NOT fully automatic. What they LOOK LIKE is NOT what they ARE! If you don't think so, go to Iraq and try to fight ISIS with a Sporter instead of a M4, FN Scar, HK 417, etc... You will be killed. Same with Sporters in .22LR. Confront a terrorist with a fake MP-5 in that caliber, single shot vs 800 rpm!!? Same result- you die.
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