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Song Parodies -> "One of These Things"

Original Song Title:

"One of These Things"

Original Performer:

Sesame Street

Parody Song Title:

"One of These Things"

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The Lyrics

Irving TX ninth-grader arrested after taking Suitcase Clock to school.
Imagine, if you will, a photograph of three suicide bombers and Young Ahmed Mohamed as our melody begins.


One of these things is just like the others
One of these things damn well belongs
If you guess which one is just like the others
I won't have to finish my song

Did you guess which one is just like the others
Did you guess which one damn well belongs
If you didn't guess which one's like the others
In this era of zero tolerance for guns both real and imaginary, brought to us by gun control zealots, why is it so hard to extend that sense of prudent over reaction to fake bombs?

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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Rob Arndt - September 19, 2015 - Report this comment
How true. If a white boy had brought the clock thingy of suspicious nature, there would be no story on this in the media, nor social media. Security was right to confiscate and arrest. No charges and clock returned. Obama is an idiot for making apologies. The school did its job...

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