(He's got to be mean
He's got to be mean,wryyy!)

I beat up on whoever I see
And I really attacked Ernie,just using my knees
I gotta to be mean! I gotta be mean!
The fighting is clean! I gotta be mean!
No deal!

I had at last pulled out a girl's teeth (pull out)
Seeing the braces can be removed underneath
I gotta be mean (mean)
And I felt so obscene (scene)
Like the Hulk must be green (green)
I gotta be mean (he's got to be mean!)

Each day's a fight with the bullys to him (him him him)
Battling the weird people that lack wisdom (lack wisdom)
It's safe to hitting Ernie with my knees in the gym? (gym,gym,gym)
Huh?!
(Should he keep fighting,keep fighting,keep fighting for weeks?)
Pffft!
(Jump in!)
Keep punching AND keep kicking

I may be clashed,and I'm not beat
I may be crushed or hassled or flashed,but I've never been neat
I gotta be mean (he's got to be mean)
Like all bullies I've seen,had too much listerine
Or clean laundry's that's been through a washing machine
I gotta be mean!

Hey! Who said "bum"?