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Song Parodies -> "Kung Fu"
Original Song Title:
"Deep End"
Original Performer:
Serpentwithfeet
Parody Song Title:
"Kung Fu"
Parody Written by:
Duc4AmIRight
The Lyrics
Here is the song that was all about the newest film coming out in theaters, "Kung Fu Panda 4".
It's the best day of our one night stand
Should we dismiss the feels or make a kick?
What will people say, what will people say
When they find out that you gave me a panda?
But they can't hear the Asian grill coming from the cast iron
They can't see the way the sparks been flying
After we make love, after we screw
After we make love, after we screw
I don't wanna make a mess, I don't wanna move too fast
I don't wanna make a mess, I don't wanna move too fast
And let's not avoid the kung fu
Better onward
Let's not avoid the kung fu
Twelfth night of our one ring fling
Your samurai think I'm cute, are we a thing? (Are we?)
Said we match 'cause I'm a warrior rising
Never knew I could write a poem for China deep inside me
Inside me
I look at that Chinese days, at my Chinese days
I don't wanna make a mess, I don't wanna move too fast
I don't wanna make a mess, I don't wanna move too fast
And let's not avoid the kung fu
Better onward
Let's not avoid the kung fu
Should we dismiss the feels or make a kick?
What will people say, what will people say
When they find out that you gave me a panda?
But they can't hear the Asian grill coming from the cast iron
They can't see the way the sparks been flying
After we make love, after we screw
After we make love, after we screw
I don't wanna make a mess, I don't wanna move too fast
I don't wanna make a mess, I don't wanna move too fast
And let's not avoid the kung fu
Better onward
Let's not avoid the kung fu
Twelfth night of our one ring fling
Your samurai think I'm cute, are we a thing? (Are we?)
Said we match 'cause I'm a warrior rising
Never knew I could write a poem for China deep inside me
Inside me
I look at that Chinese days, at my Chinese days
I don't wanna make a mess, I don't wanna move too fast
I don't wanna make a mess, I don't wanna move too fast
And let's not avoid the kung fu
Better onward
Let's not avoid the kung fu
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