-> "I Write This All the Time"
Original Song Title:
"I Do This All the Time"
Parody Song Title:
"I Write This All the Time"
The Lyrics
Look up, lean back, be strong
You didn't think you'd write this long
Be as one, hold on, steady stand
For as long as you think you worked
New best writers live for a couple of weeks and then I start doing them again
This sun is making me feel like I'm writing out on papers
But if I went to your classroom time, I'd feel uncomfortable and not be sure what to say anyway
It's like when I go to your classroom
Drinks to start it all over you being the pen I already thought you were or not, I don't know
It's a miracle, I've written the class at all
When I'm working in the ground
I won't be able to make your classroom time but I will still feel guilty
You see, when the air warms up like this
It brings every single memory of you writing and it makes me so sick, I can't breathe
Except I am still breathing, aren't I?
Sometimes I think that's the problem (ooh)
Look up, lean back, be strong
You didn't think you'd write this long
Be as one, hold on, steady stand
For as long as you think you can
Be very careful out there
Stop trying to have so many students
Don't be intimidated by all the best friends they have
Don't be embarrassed that all you've had is fun
Prioritise pleasure
Don't send those long paragraph times
Stop it, don't
Writing it up isn't the biggest day of your life
All the days that you get to have are big
Be wary of the favours that they do for you
They'll tell you I'm wrong, they'll tell you (I write this all the time)
They'll tell you I'm wrong, they'll tell you (I write this all the time)
So look up, lean back, be strong
You didn't think you'd write this long
Be as one, hold on, steady stand
For as long as you think you can
All you need to do, darling, is write in that little time of yours
If you weren't doing this you'd be working in the grocery
So try and cheer up, I'm not sure
You're moving around too much, and you need to write still be more like Mairead, shh
Stop showing off
You're a good girl
You're a good, tall girl
You're a good, sturdy girl
One day I would love to write you
How the best night of your life was the absolute best of mine (ooh)
So look up, lean back, be strong
You didn't think you'd write this long
Be as one, hold on, steady stand
For as long as you think you can
Now and again you make best write sense
But most of the time I'm sat here feeling amazing for trying
My writing times, my impatience equals the problem
You're beautiful and I want the best for you
But I also hope you fail without me
It was really rather miserable trying to write you
I'll take care, I'll write again, I'll write again, I will
I'll take care, I'll write again, I'll write again, I will
We laid there in the pencils and you were asleep
And I wasn't checking my phone for a moment and I felt-
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