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Song Parodies -> "Cop Robot Circuits Blew"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Cop Robot Circuits Blew"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
In 2007 in the Russian city of Perm a robotic policeman, R-BOT 001, took to the streets. It was a stocky 5' 9" robot, weighing 550 lbs, with 5 sensor eyes to look out for crime and was mobile on 4 wheels (powerplant unknown but probably slow electric). The machine could give simple commands, report crime through its video cameras and coms, and give simple instructions to tourists or anyone. But it was unarmed, generally laughed at by the public, and given the derogatory name of "Rolling Inverted Vagina"! Since it was not water-proofed the first rain knocked it out, short-circuiting the machine. No R-BOT 002 :(
Cop robot circuits blew
can’t fight crime
R-BOT 001 something new
No “Robocop”
Unarmed “Automot”
Red Policemen laughed at it
Four wheels get it around
It’s 5’ 9” and stocky
Has 5 cameras to track perps down
[Issues orders, helps tourists in town]
Cop robot circuits blew
can’t fight crime
In wet clime
First one blew
First one blew
First one blew
When wet weather set-in
Was unprepared
No water-proofing
Short-circuitin’
[Just stopped workin']
Plain silly
Cop robot circuits blew
can’t fight crime
(workmanship is shoddy)
can’t fight crime
R-BOT 001 something new
No “Robocop”
Unarmed “Automot”
Red Policemen laughed at it
Four wheels get it around
It’s 5’ 9” and stocky
Has 5 cameras to track perps down
[Issues orders, helps tourists in town]
Cop robot circuits blew
can’t fight crime
In wet clime
First one blew
First one blew
First one blew
When wet weather set-in
Was unprepared
No water-proofing
Short-circuitin’
[Just stopped workin']
Plain silly
Cop robot circuits blew
can’t fight crime
(workmanship is shoddy)
http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/content07/R-BOT-001-big.jpg http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/content07/R-BOT-001.jpg
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Interesting - guess he should have been waterproofed...
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