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Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Was of Limited Use"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

In 1940 as a private venture the Ductile Steel Co. of Short Heath, Staffordshire submitted an independeent design for a rapid manufacture light ,303 MG. It had a Lewis action with a Bren mag mounted UNDER the gun and a return spring in a steel tube. In firing trials the gunner was struck on the cheeck by the return spring operation and even with a bipod ground clearance of the mag was .5 in!!! So, it was difficult to use as an Army weapon. Despite these flaws the MG was picked up by the Navy and used for coastal defense ships in a twin AA mount where the gunner and mag problems were solved. It was in light action from '42-44 and then declared obsolete. Not many pics survive of the gun and less in action... but it was obtained for low-cost and performed effective enough to warrant limited production. There are no figures for production and very little data on the MG. Infantry mags held 20 rds but the Navy mags were drum-types and featured armored shields.
Was of limited use
Hefah Mk.V

Private venture for infantry use
Lewis action
Manufacturin’

Several flaws hampered it
Navy turned it round
For ship defense handy
Twin mounts to shoot enemies down

[Finally, a purpose was found!]

Was of limited use
Hefah Mk.V
Sea tried

Produced few
Produced few
Produced few
So complicated
No land nor air
Remained at sea
Army hated

[Problems stated]

Obsolete
Was of limited use
Hefah Mk.V
(Ductile Steel had made them cheap)

In .303...


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