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Song Parodies -> ""Foot Stuka" on the Loose"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

""Foot Stuka" on the Loose"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My 1600th parody achieved in 18 mos 29 days! The Stuka-Zu-Fuss (Foot Stuka) was a standard SdKfz-251 with 6x artillery rockets mounted in crates (3 per side). They were angled and could be fired independently or in salvos to devastate large areas. Although not very accurate, in mass, it didn't matter having achieved the goal through massive firepower anyway! And this was operated by a mere 2-man crew, the other 5 operating MGs and driving! At 32 mph the SdKfz had some protection from air attack, able to move around quickly after firing to cover. The usual load was 5x 28cm HE rounds and 1x 32cm incendiary! The rockets could be fired in ripple-effect in a mere 10 seconds! But like so many other German AFVs that worked well, the effort was squandered on endless variants, the SdKfz having over 25 fitted with everything conceivable!!! Although called "Foot Stuka" this was also known as the "Howling Cow"!
“Foot Stuka” on the loose
fired six times!

SdKfz was improved
Rockets fittin’
Very hard-hittin’

The “Howling Cow” bandit
Spreadin’ firepower round
Crated rockets deadly
Devastation raining down

[In mass, could take out entire towns]

“Foot Stuka” on the loose
fired six times!
Salvos fine

On the move
On the move
On the move
Angled rockets scattered
Screamin’ terror
Bad accuracy
Didn’t matter

[Targets battered]

Delivery
“Foot Stuka” on the loose
fired six times!
(Smashing blows guaranteed)

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