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Song Parodies -> "TKB-022"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"TKB-022"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Red Army experimented with bullpup assault rifles starting in 1943 but they went nowhere (same as the German Knorr-Bremse 8mm para-rifle). Postwar as the Soviets developed the German intermediate round and turned the STG-44 architecture into the well-known and successful AK-47, Korobov tried to compete in '46 with his TKB-408 bullpup which was rejected. He did not, however, give up and later produced a series of TKB-022 bullpups in three designs: 022 No.1, 022 No.2, and 022PM No.5. All were gas operated with short barrels and unique bolts and extraction systems, enabling right and left-hand shooting. Produced from 1962-68 the TKBs failed to replace the AKs once again this time due to several factors: bad ergonomics, bad flash, COG off, and use of plastics not durable for harsh conditions or even storage!!! In modern times the Russians have a new bullpup A-91 assault rifle and .50 heavy urban assault Ash-12 used by SFs. Yet their new rifle to replace the AK is the Nikonov An-94 erroneously called the "Abakan"!
TKB-022
bullpup time

Rival to AK was improved
Tech applyin’
Radical stylin’

Army couldn’t use it
Even with same round
Ergonomics bad-see
COG off, tail end weighted down

[Plastic construction did cause some frowns]

TKB-022
bullpup time
Shot fine

Was too new
Was too new
Was too new
Not trusted like AK
It wasn’t fair
Good accuracy (still)
Reds said “No Way!”

[No firearm sway]

Tragedy
TKB-022
bullpup time
(Bullpup was less-costly)



http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080328002816/guns/images/c/c1/TKB-022.jpg A-91: http://world.guns.ru/userfiles/images/1289305384.jpg Ash-12: http://www.gunpundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ASh-12.jpg

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