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Song Parodies -> "New Robot for Space Use"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"New Robot for Space Use"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

DFKI Bremen has created the second Robonaut for the ISS and is currently running it through module testing. Named AILA, the female designed robot with AI is intended to be operated through telecoms unless those systems fail. In that event, AILA would take over autonomously and continue tasks, augmenting the human component aboard. The robot learns as it works. The Bundeswehr meanwhile has its own autonomous killing machines but is considering if a robot in fem-form might be able to control other weapons. Since female Bundeswehr soldiers, like all female soldiers worldwide, face male discrimination and sexual abuse... the female robot would seem to both fill a gap and eliminate those problems. Here's to AILA with an MG-3!!! A female soldier robot would be especially infuriating to Islamist terrorists and enemy military forces :)
New robot for space use
mission primed

ISS tasks are quite a few
Robot tryin’
AI applyin’

Telecoms command it
Unless a breakdown
Autonomous ready
Female AILA exceeds human bounds

[Learns as it works, memory sound]

New robot for space use
mission primed
Streamlined

In modules
In modules
In modules
Many simulations
Stress is not there
Works continually (to face all)
Situations

[Operations]

Germany
New robot for space use
mission primed
(Robonaut ISS destiny… or military)!!!



http://www.sciencespacerobots.com/2012pics/dfki_aila_robot.jpg

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