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Song Parodies -> "Top Researchers Confused"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Top Researchers Confused"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

In 2011, divers in the Baltic stumbled upon a strange Nazi device of massive size. The mushroom-shaped object is 200 feet long and 25 ft wide, protruding from the sea floor around 10-13 ft. At first, this was believed to be a fragment of the Miethe V-7 disc aircraft tested over the Baltic in April 1944 and lost (it was an unmanned machine). But as the sonar scans came in and with further dives, the device is now believed to be an advanced anti-submarine weapon designed to anchor a sub using some form of distortion energy that would throw off the instruments and shut-down the engines of Soviet and British subs. What is eerie is that the device is still operating after 67 years or more underwater! Divers cannot get that close b/c their lights, underwater phones, all communications, and cameras cease to function at a certain point. The weight of the massive object is not known but probably cannot be removed from the sea floor. No comment from Germany and no sources of Intel ever reported. So the object is either unknown or classified and buried with some Intel agency. Another mystery is how it was deployed? No German aircraft could have dropped it and what vessel could have carried it? It slid 985 ft from point of impact or release into the Baltic!!! A weird crypto-weapon...
Top researchers confused
over find

Rumors of Nazi weapon true
Baltic divin’
Structure survivin’

Concrete and steel bandit
Wire mesh grid works found
Half-disc thing is massive
Designed to pin enemy subs down

[Instruments and engines to shut-down]

Top researchers confused
over find
Racks minds

Active use
Active use
Active use
Device still operates
Divers beware
Lights & cameras cease
It generates

[It penetrates]

Undersea
Top researchers confused
over find
(AS oddity)
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