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Song Parodies -> "Micro Tavor Dual Use"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Micro Tavor Dual Use"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Killing two birds with one stone this is my 400th SJH IPASOY parody and also my 1500th parody accomplished in 17 mos 18 days straight! The IMI Tavor-21 (named after mount Tavor) is the new IDF basic assault rifle in bullpup configuration (think AUG, FAMAS, SA80, etc...) which now has a smaller version that can switch from 5.56x45mm rifle to 9mm SMG very quickly. The MTAR-21 (Micro Tavor 21st Century aka X95) is a very compact and lightweight weapon made of composite materials and maximized ergonomically for combat. It is intended to replace the standard TAR-21 in the near future but so far has only been issued to IDF SFs and export to India. It is lighter than most conventional rifles and designed for quick conversions for any military situation.
Micro Tavor dual use
compact 9 (mm)
The TAR-21 was improved
Fast conversion
To submachine gun
New bullpup to adapt
Quick-change switchin’ rounds
Both versions are deadly
Urban combat dual use proving sound
Micro Tavor dual use
compact 9 (mm)
Works fine
For dual use
For dual use
For dual use
Converts to SMG
Ergo flair
32 round feed
IDF pleased
Fulfills need
Micro Tavor dual use
compact 9 (mm)
(Both as rifle and SMG)
compact 9 (mm)
The TAR-21 was improved
Fast conversion
To submachine gun
New bullpup to adapt
Quick-change switchin’ rounds
Both versions are deadly
Urban combat dual use proving sound
Micro Tavor dual use
compact 9 (mm)
Works fine
For dual use
For dual use
For dual use
Converts to SMG
Ergo flair
32 round feed
IDF pleased
Fulfills need
Micro Tavor dual use
compact 9 (mm)
(Both as rifle and SMG)
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I think the Indian Army has been having problems with their locally-made India Ordnance Factory assault rifles and would welcome a foreign product. Check out the IOF websites some time. Junk Saturday Night Special revolvers for $1500 - $2000 each, not safe for Indian made ammo, use imported ($2 per shot) cartridges instead. Licensed owners allowed 25 rounds per year, only 10 rounds at one time. Security code for this comment "WMD".
INSAS rifles are horrible! India expressed interest in the Steyr ACR bullpup a long time ago and have received some bullpup TAR-21s and MTARs too.
It's too bad they can't make indigenous weapons work well...
Got a letter from IOF. Official's name was Dyks***. That's right. He responded to my enquiry that IOF did not export firearms. That was before I knew what the prices were for their Webley and Lo-Standard knock offs. After finding out that the Webley was $1600 bucks, I knew why they didn't export.
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