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Song Parodies -> "Way Corner Shot Shoots"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Way Corner Shot Shoots"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Israeli Corner Shot gun is an oddity derived from the Third Reich use of a bent-barrel gun (via Krummlauf attachment), only the Israelis made a weapon that is part rifle stock with a pistol grip that operates a flex unit up front that can take standard 9mm-.40 cal pistols as inserts as well as interchangable lights and lasers. A flex sight enables the concealed operator to see around corners and fire. Very useful for CQB (Close Quarters Battle) in hostile areas. The weapon weighs 8.5 lbs and can take a wide range of pistols from around the world. It also can take special grenade launchers. It arcs 60o left or right of center. The Germans knowing the history of that concept one-upped the Israelis and created for them a mini-Panzerfaust weapon for it! In exchange, the Israelis gave the Germans not only the Corner Shot for Special Forces but also many Tavor 21 bullpup rifles as well. The gun can be seen in the movie "Wanted" operated by Angelina Jolie :)
Way Corner Shot shoots
arcs left-right

Police and Special Forces use
Special trainin’
Out-of-sight aimin’

Israel wanted it
CQB bound
Gun is pistol-ready
Insert one in and then flip it round

[The unit weighs just 8.5 lbs]

Way Corner Shot shoots
arcs left-right
Flex sight

Put to use
Put to use
Put to use
Against hostile Palis
They’re unaware
Of flexibility
Covers (blind) alleys

Special need
Way Corner Shot shoots
arcs left-right
(position concealed with ease)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hwYjX1Wadks/TwWeK2H_MSI/AAAAAAAAAbo/IunA2FurKTk/s1600/35360.jpg Corner Shot Panzerfaust (CSP): http://pds.egloos.com/pds/1/200503/26/81/b0035881_0491871.jpg German WW2 STG-44 with Krummlauf: http://world.guns.ru/userfiles/images/assault/as51/mp44-4.jpg

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Patrick - September 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Do they make one to fit an Iver Johnson Safety Hammerless revolver?
Rob Arndt - September 18, 2012 - Report this comment
One of the weirdest guns I ever saw was the "Hammerhead" custom that had 2 barrels that could be manually parted into a T-shape with the revolver grip. A ball striker then shot upward to hit a former circular striker that fired both at the same time! What purpose would there ever be for firing sideways L-R???!!! That gun belongs on "American Pickers" :)

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