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Song Parodies -> "I'm Clinton, Version 2"
Original Song Title:
"I Put A Spell On You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Clinton, Version 2"
Parody Written by:
PoorBroke, YoMama
The Lyrics
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I'm Clinton, Version 2
That's now my line
Did things I can't do
With him: jobs were up
Me: declinin'
Yeah, I can't stand
Crunch numbers around
No budget have
I ever put down
Like other POTUS do
For four years now
Just blame
Bill would work with Newt
And balance budget
I ain't tryin'
Our debt grows faster
Disaster
Past $16 trillion now
I don't care
I'll make you want me
I fooled you once
"I'm Clinton, Version Two!"
I'll fool you twice
Voters, suckers! Haa!
That's now my line
Did things I can't do
With him: jobs were up
Me: declinin'
Yeah, I can't stand
Crunch numbers around
No budget have
I ever put down
Like other POTUS do
For four years now
Just blame
Bill would work with Newt
And balance budget
I ain't tryin'
Our debt grows faster
Disaster
Past $16 trillion now
I don't care
I'll make you want me
I fooled you once
"I'm Clinton, Version Two!"
I'll fool you twice
Voters, suckers! Haa!
copyright 2012 by PoorBroke, YoMama
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The second time in the past couple of weeks that this well-worn OS has been used for good purpose, the previous one being Robert D. Arndt, Jr.'s
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/screaminjayhawkins836.shtml
Captures well the final desperation move: Not being able to run on his own dismal record, BO tries to run on Clinton's -- and the diffs between them that gave different results.
Also, congrats for being one of few to note publicly that this POTUS, for all his whining about budget proposals from the other side, has *never* submitted a single budget propsal of his own since taking office almost four years ago, unlike every other POTUS for the past many decades. "All criticism must be accompanied by a suggestion for improvement." US now without a budget for 1327 consecutive days, a first in US history. 555, and welcome to AIR!
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/screaminjayhawkins836.shtml
Captures well the final desperation move: Not being able to run on his own dismal record, BO tries to run on Clinton's -- and the diffs between them that gave different results.
Also, congrats for being one of few to note publicly that this POTUS, for all his whining about budget proposals from the other side, has *never* submitted a single budget propsal of his own since taking office almost four years ago, unlike every other POTUS for the past many decades. "All criticism must be accompanied by a suggestion for improvement." US now without a budget for 1327 consecutive days, a first in US history. 555, and welcome to AIR!
Your witty song truly entertained the lobe of my brain that most closely corresponds to Eastwood's empty chair! 'Twas unconventionally conventional, the hole Lewinsky, and funny to the maximum allowed by law... are we *really* $16 trillion in debt?!!
thank you for the comments Tommy Turtle and Screamin' JC.... yes, it really is more than $16 trillion, and growing by about 100 billion a month, or $2,400/minute. scary, huh?
A desperate move, indeed... I'm not sure they fooled anyone whose mind isn't already made up.
It's a bit of a puzzle now, isn't it? Should we be horrified at the ever-expanding deficit or, in the words of Will Rogers, be glad we're not getting all the government we're paying for? (yet...)
It's a bit of a puzzle now, isn't it? Should we be horrified at the ever-expanding deficit or, in the words of Will Rogers, be glad we're not getting all the government we're paying for? (yet...)
love the names peeps use here, Donna B. Surprised lol! ... and lol @ WR quote. maybe if we do go broke, we'll have no gov at all -- big improvement! thanks for comment!
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