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Song Parodies -> "COP Derringer is Cool"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"COP Derringer is Cool"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The COP (Compact Off-duty Police) Derringer is the product of Robert Hillberg who designed a series of multi-barrel shotguns for special use in Vietnam. Those didn't work out so well, so he later came-up with the idea of the ultimate sure-fire backup gun for Police. His COP Derringer is a top-break loader with a rotating striker and weighs 1 lb unloaded. Comes in stainless steel with checkered wood grips and can fire .357 Mag rounds or .38 SP rounds. A really cool weapon and still available even though production has ceased...
COP Derringer is cool
and it shines
Pepperbox backup fun to shoot
Four rounds firin’
Hillberg designin’
Top-break and you load it
Striker rotates ‘round
Mag rounds can be deadly
Meant to take hardcore criminals down
COP Derringer is cool
and it shines
Fights crime
Backup use
Backup use
Backup use
No misfires guaranteed
Take anywhere
Weighs 1 lb empty
Is fired with ease
Gun is neat
COP Derringer is cool
and it shines
(Seen in “21 Jump Street”)*
and it shines
Pepperbox backup fun to shoot
Four rounds firin’
Hillberg designin’
Top-break and you load it
Striker rotates ‘round
Mag rounds can be deadly
Meant to take hardcore criminals down
COP Derringer is cool
and it shines
Fights crime
Backup use
Backup use
Backup use
No misfires guaranteed
Take anywhere
Weighs 1 lb empty
Is fired with ease
Gun is neat
COP Derringer is cool
and it shines
(Seen in “21 Jump Street”)*
http://www.kitsune.addr.com/Firearms/Single-Shot-Pistols/COP_357.jpg *the 2012 movie
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