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Song Parodies -> "Empire State Building Shoot"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Empire State Building Shoot"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Fashion designer Jeffrey Johnson had been laid-off almost a year ago from Hazan Import Corporation due to lack of sales. He became very angry and bitter, blaming his boss Steven Ercolino for not doing enough to sell his line of accessories. So he tracked him down in NYC late-morning rush in front of the Empire State Building and fired 3 rounds into him, killing him. A construction worker tailed Johnson and Police quickly closed off 5th Avenue and surrounding streets while two officers approached the suspect. Johnson turned, grabbed his .45 from his bag, and aimed it at officers. Shooting erupted with 16 shots fired by Police that killed the gunman (7 rounds) while injuring 9 innocent bystanders with the ricocheting bullets and concrete fragments.
Empire State Building shoot
injured nine

Jeffrey Johnson had discharge blues
Was conspirin’
Left colleague dyin’

Homicidal bandit
Ercolino tracked down
.45 shots deadly
Hit 3 times, victim fell to the ground

[Stunned much of the 5th Avenue crowd]

Empire State Building shoot
injured nine
Gunman died

Police shoot
Police shoot
Police shoot
Two fired 16 rounds
Shots everywhere
In vicinity
Suspect taken down

[With just seven rounds!]

Tragedy
Empire State Building shoot
injured nine
(Fashion designer promoted accessories)

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