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Song Parodies -> "I'll File a Claim on You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I'll File a Claim on You"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

My client, Screaming Jay Hawkins, has long been observing, with some measure of forebearance, the large number of parodies of his song "I Put a Spell on You" at Amiright.com. Apparently, yesterday's 13 song parody broadside was the last straw, as he has now retained me as counsel to pursue various remedies at law and equity . Accordingly, he has authorized me to release the following "cease and desist" parody
I'll file a claim on you
You mocking swine
Squeeze ever' cent from you
Hey Rob, I ain't a-lyin'
JB, I ain't lying

Y'alls playin' that it was classic hit
We all know it was a ... piece of s&*t
I'll file a claim on you
Because you're SWINE!!
Cruel swine

Stop these songs you do
Or we'll be trialin'

I'll sue you
I'll sue you
I'll sue you anyhow
And I don't care
If it's laughed out of court
Filing papers now

You hear me
I'll file a claim on you
Your songs malign
Gentlemen, you have been duly warned ;-D

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The Brad Hatter - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Seems that Mr. Hawkins put a spell on a lot of people around here ;-)
John Barry - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Counselor, I promise to stop at 500, really.
Callmelennie - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
So what you're saying, JAB, is that my client can expect relief by Labor Day? The hell, at the rate you're going, you should reach 500 by next Wednesday
John Barry - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Rob egged me on, counselor. Now I'm just trying to get it over with ASAP. Maybe a week from Wednesday.
Rob Arndt - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Well done CML-555! Guilty as charged- I egged JAB on! I have been really sick lately so I only have manged 6 parodies to JAB's 18 for the last two days. I think I'll wait until Monday to do 10+. I have more trouble b/c I have to write lengthy comments about my topic and then hunt for links to pics. When I first came here people accused me of trying to copy JAB but anyone can see by now that my IPASOY parodies are full of tech meant to educate. I use SJH's song as base for info-parodies. So we are not alike at all. JAB can write huge blocks of these, many times with a central theme. My themes are diversified and off the top of my head. I never plan to write anything. I just sit in front of my MS Word and start writing about whatever comes to mind. Today, that would include the Fw Ta 152 fighter, Bat bombs, Obama, the 1964 1/2 Ford Mustang, and the Black Whip!!! Quite an eclectic collection of parodies! Anyway, join the SJH IPASOY Club and start crankin' 'em out! For JAB, you are 424 to my 373 :)~
Rob Arndt - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Hey JAB, we'll have to start on "Yellow Goat" after 500!!! Am am 1-0 on you for that one :)
Callmelennie - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
I don't know Rob. I think I do well just writing a few SJH parodies as a sort of meta-joke commentary on what you and JAB are doing. Perhaps you recall my other SJH parody which was called "I Did This Parody, Too" where I spent the whole song talking about doing a IPASOY parody.
Callmelennie - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Your honor, I wish to declare this witness hostile. I wasn't insinuating anything of the kind about me personally being sick and tired of these parodies, WFTP. Doesn't bother me much at all
Meriadoc - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Where's the 'like' button? Best spell parody I've read in a while. :)
John Barry - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Witness, ya got me. "Quantity" is my mantra, along with sophomoricism (is that a word?).But I'm flattered you like some of my earlier sh*t. Interestingly, I've got another "Major General" in the works. Did a few of those back in the day.
John Barry - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Me again, Witness. Tommy Turtle and Michael Pacholek, respectively on MG and EF. Turns out I've done 24 "Majors," but I sure I'd find that they all sucked if I went back and checked. Must have all been prior to my "good stuff" period, if it ever existed.
AFW - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Clever spoofing, and JABbing at JAB..and Rob
Tommy Turtle - August 25, 2012 - Report this comment
John Barry, if you agree with me, then why did someone have my comment deleted? -- not that I care.

Callmelennie: A lot of us are. IDK why saying so is cause for deletion, when you said it so well -- even if you didn't mean it. for yourself ... .People wonder why so many of the "old crowd" have left. This is why. Cheers, before this gets deleted.
TT @ AFW & JAB - August 25, 2012 - Report this comment
AFW, if you too took this parody as a jab (stab, attack) at JAB and Rob, you should probably expect to have your comment deleted, too.

John Barry: 14 MG's, not 200 or 300 or 500.

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