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Song Parodies -> "Brimstone Agent Slays You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Brimstone Agent Slays You"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
My favorite video game Anti-hero is Brimstine Society agent BloodRayne. Her story below...
Brimstone agent slays you
Nazi swine
Dhampir BloodRayne is on the move
Fangs are drawin’
Bodies she’s maulin’
The SS can’t stand it
They’re hunting her down
Use of force deadly
Yet she dodges all of their rounds!
Brimstone agent slays you
Nazi swine
Ev’ry time (years 9)
Sharp blades- two
To stab you
To cleave you
Watch your blood as it pools
Jumps in the air
Agility supreme
How BloodRayne rules!!!
No mercy
Brimstone agent slays you
Nazi swine
(Decapitation and evisceration her specialties!)
Nazi swine
Dhampir BloodRayne is on the move
Fangs are drawin’
Bodies she’s maulin’
The SS can’t stand it
They’re hunting her down
Use of force deadly
Yet she dodges all of their rounds!
Brimstone agent slays you
Nazi swine
Ev’ry time (years 9)
Sharp blades- two
To stab you
To cleave you
Watch your blood as it pools
Jumps in the air
Agility supreme
How BloodRayne rules!!!
No mercy
Brimstone agent slays you
Nazi swine
(Decapitation and evisceration her specialties!)
http://nazimedia.greyfalcon.us/BloodRayne.htm
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