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Song Parodies -> "Bloated Goat"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Coat"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Bloated Goat"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The idea of operating on animals and packing their stomachs with explosives to kill an enemy is NOT new at all. During WW2 the Germans planned such things but their animal rights laws prevented military animals other than trained dog sniper scouts and dog mines (except that unlike the Soviet equivalent the German dogs placed sachel charges and were recovered)! But postwar, both the CIA and Mossad explored this idea. Mossad, however, has put it into action since the 1990s. They typically perform surgery on a goat or dog and then let the explosive-laden animal near the terrorist hide-out or meeting place (which can be a location or dwelling). The animals linger about and are trained to follow a laser to the target. A Mossad field operative points the laser towards the target, leading the animal and then when it is right on top of them or wanders into a building it is remotely detonated! The Israelis also pose as telephone repairmen to place explosive-laden devices in phone receivers so that when a terrorsit takes a call routinely he can be blown-up as well! It has worked time after time!!!
The terrorists attack
Targeting the Jews
From suicide bombers to rockets
The weapons that they choose
The Jews are in pursuit,
Unconventional approach,
Surgical explosive implants as such
Beware of Israeli bloated goats!

Hezbollah target.
Idiots don’t get it
In their Mercedes they sit
Goat‘s in, it‘s wanderin‘, EXPLOSION!!!
Remote detonation ends their sins!!!

Mossad thinks up the schemes
Turns the animals loose
It is obscene
But faster than a noose
Revenge is so sweet
Who suspects a goat?
A bizarre game to play
With a simple remote

Hamas is target.
Idiots don’t get it
Out in the open they sit
Goat‘s in, it‘s wanderin‘, EXPLOSION!!!
Remote detonation ends their sins!!!

Using animals- brilliant!
To fight an evil foe
Mossad, the Intel is gathered
Then a fierce blow
Terrorist are vile dogs
They love to brag and boast,
Of killing Jews all around
Beware of bloated goats!!!

Fatah is target.
Still, those stupid idiots don’t get it
In their secret dens they sit
Goat‘s in, it‘s wanderin‘, EXPLOSION!!!
Remote detonation ends their sins!!!

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Porfle Popnecker - March 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Reminds me of the time Andy and Barney had that loaded goat in the jailhouse.
Rob Arndt - March 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Kinda turns the tables with the phrase "I got your goat"!!! Seems Fatah, Hezbollah, and Hamas GOT IT- with a loud BOOM!!!
Patrick - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
I've heard of the loaded telephone, but this is the first time I've heard of goats as weapons. Next thing you know they will be putting bombs in pigeons. Oh, wait, the US tried that in WWII.
Rob Arndt - June 29, 2012 - Report this comment
There's always the historical "Flaming Pigs"!!!

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