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Song Parodies -> "Helical Gun is New"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Helical Gun is New"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The KBP submachine gun PP-90M1 has nothing to do with another Russian submachine gun designated PP-90. It is a new design made for law enforcement and Russian military/interior defense security forces. Helical-mag guns are nothing new, the Germans proposed a massive 15cm HF-15 helical AA gun in WW2. Postwar, Calico made a series of helical-mag pistols and rifles that were used briefly by LAPD. The helical mag allows higher capacity. In the PP-90M1 it doubles capacity of a box mag (64 rds vs 32). But the PP-90M1 also has some weird features. It is made largely of plastics and has an odd charging BUTTON above the muzzle. It takes one finger to charge the weapon! To disassemble, it features ONE screw! It may take 30 secs to undo w/o tools, but then the entire upper assembly can be pulled forward for repair or maintenance! It has a lightweight top-folding metal stock and an adapter is provided for using 32 rd box mags. It can be used for civilian police or for military/para-military forces. In the latter role it's rival would be the Bizon SMG. It fires 9x19mm ammo and ROF is 500 rpm. A strange design for modern times...
Helical gun is new
Weird design
PP-90M1 dual use
Cop gun tryin’ (yet)
Rival of “Bizon”
Made for fighting bandits
Helical mag round
Double capacity
Sustained fire designed to shoot them down
Helical gun is new
Weird design
In 9 (mm)
It takes two
It takes two
It takes two
Types of feed magazines
Box or Hel spares
Charging button ease
It’s interesting!
Oddity
Helical gun is new
Weird design
(made for Russian Security)
Weird design
PP-90M1 dual use
Cop gun tryin’ (yet)
Rival of “Bizon”
Made for fighting bandits
Helical mag round
Double capacity
Sustained fire designed to shoot them down
Helical gun is new
Weird design
In 9 (mm)
It takes two
It takes two
It takes two
Types of feed magazines
Box or Hel spares
Charging button ease
It’s interesting!
Oddity
Helical gun is new
Weird design
(made for Russian Security)
http://world.guns.ru/userfiles/images/smg/smg59/pp90m1-l.jpg http://world.guns.ru/userfiles/images/smg/smg59/pp90m1-charge.jpg
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The reviewer on Modern Firearms had some problems with the design. It does look cool. I wish we could elect some congressmen who understand the Constitution so I could exercise my God-give right to own one of these, or something similar.
Patrick, what state do you live in??? I live in a Blue State, California, and yet we can still get 5.56mm and 7.62mm assault rifles as well as some of the best auto pistols and tactical shotguns. There are also a range of faked SMGs as .22s!!!
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