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Song Parodies -> "We Gotta Squelch That Pooch"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"We Gotta Squelch That Pooch"
Parody Written by:
Tony the Cat
The Lyrics
We gotta squelch that pooch,
All us felines.
He is a killer and a mooch.
Let’s stop whinin’
And get spinin’.
You know, I can’t stand it,
His runnin’ us down.
We have gotta brandish
Collective claws next time he comes ’round. . .
All of us squelch that pooch,
And for all time,
All time.
Get the pooch,
Get the mooch,
Got no smooch
For that pooch—take him down!
And put him there
With ossuary
That’s in the ground.
Then we’re free!
After we squelch that pooch
We’ll be freelines.
All us felines.
He is a killer and a mooch.
Let’s stop whinin’
And get spinin’.
You know, I can’t stand it,
His runnin’ us down.
We have gotta brandish
Collective claws next time he comes ’round. . .
All of us squelch that pooch,
And for all time,
All time.
Get the pooch,
Get the mooch,
Got no smooch
For that pooch—take him down!
And put him there
With ossuary
That’s in the ground.
Then we’re free!
After we squelch that pooch
We’ll be freelines.
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An oft-parodied song, but in your case, I like the image of cats ganging up on the evil hound and putting him in his place.
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