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Song Parodies -> "Schnellbomber to Fool You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Schnellbomber to Fool You"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The Messerschmitt Bf 162 was initially to be a Schnellbomber (fast bomber) derived fron the Bf 110 Zerstorer (Destroyer) heavy fighter, but was put to use by Goebbel's propaganda machine as a false operational type in 1939-40 with false Luftwaffe markings and armed with a payload of 10x 50 kg bombs internally plus 2x 250 kg bombs carried externally. Called the Messerschmitt "Jaguar", it had a 3-man crew and a max speed of just under 300 mph and short range of 485 miles. Yet it was seen in German publications and assumed by the British that it was an operational machine. It never was. Only 3 Versuchs (prototype) machines were ever built and used for research! The V1 was eventually scrapped while the V2 was used at Augsburg to tow the Me-163 Komet and the V3 was at Rechlin for testing...
Schnellbomber to fool you
in ‘39
The Bf 162 was new
“Jaguar” flyin’
Luftwaffe lyin’
110-derived bandit
Seen flyin’ around
Brits thought it was ready
False service markings, rumors abound
Schnellbomber to fool you
in ‘39
Versuchs flyin’
It was new
They built few
With three crew
Armed, bombs 2000 lbs
Seen here and there
Kept the secrecy
"Jaguar", Britain-bound
Misleading
Schnellbomber to fool you
in ‘39
(It was a research machine)
in ‘39
The Bf 162 was new
“Jaguar” flyin’
Luftwaffe lyin’
110-derived bandit
Seen flyin’ around
Brits thought it was ready
False service markings, rumors abound
Schnellbomber to fool you
in ‘39
Versuchs flyin’
It was new
They built few
With three crew
Armed, bombs 2000 lbs
Seen here and there
Kept the secrecy
"Jaguar", Britain-bound
Misleading
Schnellbomber to fool you
in ‘39
(It was a research machine)
http://1000aircraftphotos.com/APS/2191.jpg
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