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Song Parodies -> "Northrop Firebird for Use"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Northrop Firebird for Use"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Northrop’s new prop Firebird aircraft can be manned or used as an unmanned UAV. It can listen in on cell phone conversations, use high-powered radar and shoot live video footage as it flies at 30,000 feet above the Earth. Northrop says it will be able to carry missiles so it can also be useful as a manned attack aircraft or unmanned UCAV superior to the Predator, Reaper, Avenger, and even the Sentinel (although it lacks stealth capability and would therefore be visible to radar and vunerable to missile attack in nations that use those military systems- Afghanistan terrorists do not. Pakistan does!) Although not promoted this way the Firebird can also patrol the US against illegal immigration and domestic terrorism, but eventually will act as Big Brother. one of many new "Eyes in the Sky" drones...
Northrop Firebird for use
spy design
Northrop UAV new
Is high flyin’
For Twin-role spyin’
Newest US UAV bandit
Props spinnin’ around
Radar, cell listening, and TV
Used to hunt all terrorists down
Northrop Firebird for use
spy design
Since ‘09
UCAV too
UCAV too
UCAV too
Missile mounts are for use
On UAV
No more secrecy
USAF can choose
Military
Northrop Firebird for use
spy design
(domestic and foreign spy duties)
spy design
Northrop UAV new
Is high flyin’
For Twin-role spyin’
Newest US UAV bandit
Props spinnin’ around
Radar, cell listening, and TV
Used to hunt all terrorists down
Northrop Firebird for use
spy design
Since ‘09
UCAV too
UCAV too
UCAV too
Missile mounts are for use
On UAV
No more secrecy
USAF can choose
Military
Northrop Firebird for use
spy design
(domestic and foreign spy duties)
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