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Song Parodies -> "Lil' Hetzer with Small Crew"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Lil' Hetzer with Small Crew"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Col. Heinz Guderian of tank fame asked in March 1943 if there was a way to produce an adequately armored small TD (tank destroyer) with a powerful gun and mobility to supplement the larger TDs like the mighty Jagdpanther. The captured Czech 38(t) was plentiful so BMM and Skoda used that basic platform to up-armor and up-gun. The little Hetzer had 60mm armor up front, 20mm to the sides, and 8mm to the rear. It had a low silhouette and was armed with the deadly short 75mm PAK 39 L/48 with 41 rounds carried. Engine was Praga AC/2 with a weight of 16 tons and speed of 27 mph! It had 2 aux. 7.92mm MGs, one for the hull and a remote-controlled top mount. A very successful design, after the war the Czechs retained them and sold 158 of them to Switzerland in 1946 as G13. Hetzer means "baiter"!
Lil’ Hetzer with small crew
used short 75 (mm)
Guderian proposed something new
Light TD tryin’
Skoda supplyin’
Jagdpanzer 38(t)
Allies roamin’ around
Lil’ Hetzer was deadly
Low silhouette, short gun, took tanks down
Lil’ Hetzer with small crew
used short 75 (mm)
Small size
In war used
In war used
In war used
2600 produced
Used here and there
It had mobility
16 ton TD loosed
Capability
Lil’ Hetzer with small crew
used short 75 (mm)
(could destroy large armored enemies)
used short 75 (mm)
Guderian proposed something new
Light TD tryin’
Skoda supplyin’
Jagdpanzer 38(t)
Allies roamin’ around
Lil’ Hetzer was deadly
Low silhouette, short gun, took tanks down
Lil’ Hetzer with small crew
used short 75 (mm)
Small size
In war used
In war used
In war used
2600 produced
Used here and there
It had mobility
16 ton TD loosed
Capability
Lil’ Hetzer with small crew
used short 75 (mm)
(could destroy large armored enemies)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b5/Hetzer_cfb_borden_1.JPG/800px-Hetzer_cfb_borden_1.JPG
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