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Song Parodies -> "Robert Wagner Killed You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Robert Wagner Killed You"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Robert Wagner killed you
made you die
Your last movie is the first clue
Wagner was lyin’
Three decades denyin’
He just couldn’t stand it
Rumors spreadin’ around
Wanted to sleep with Walken
Wagner pushed you over, let you drown
Robert Wagner killed you
made you die
He lied
He killed you
He killed you
He killed you
Witnessed with you starboard
All were aware
That he was so angry
You disappeared, were never heard
Conspiracy
Robert Wagner killed you
made you die
(Investigation re-opened with captain’s memory)
Natalie Wood R.I.P.
made you die
Your last movie is the first clue
Wagner was lyin’
Three decades denyin’
He just couldn’t stand it
Rumors spreadin’ around
Wanted to sleep with Walken
Wagner pushed you over, let you drown
Robert Wagner killed you
made you die
He lied
He killed you
He killed you
He killed you
Witnessed with you starboard
All were aware
That he was so angry
You disappeared, were never heard
Conspiracy
Robert Wagner killed you
made you die
(Investigation re-opened with captain’s memory)
Natalie Wood R.I.P.
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I remember the scene in which he ran through a wall of flames...possible foreshadowing for him?
Yeah, that was "Towering Inferno" from the '70s. Now it's "Cowering Denial" ;-D
It was a tragedy back in 1981 and I just don't think we'll ever know what happened. It's been 3 decades and now it looks like more tv movies and books...
Talk about "pushing the envelope"...Let's see how the investigation turns out before anyone of us jumps to any conclusion or speculation.
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