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Song Parodies -> "Huot Rifle Not Used"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Huot Rifle Not Used"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

By 1916, the Allies were short on light machine guns (LMGs) and a Canadian designer from Quebec named Joseph Huot devised a way to modify existing Ross straight-pull rifles into drum-fed light machine guns. Since there was an ample supply of Ross rifles, the conversions would not cost much, so the Huot Rifle went ahead. The mods were simple: a gas piston to operate the bolt, a new 25 round drum magazine, a cooling shroud added, and a rear guard to protect the gunner from the operation of the bolt. An order was placed fpr 1000 of them, but due to mod and testing delays the gun was not available for combat as the war ended. It was claimed better and more reliable than the Lewis gun and could have easily supplied troops in even early WW2 due to the simple conversion method. It was claimed that the first Huot test gun blew through 14,000 rds before jamming! A little-known weapon, it was a good conversion of a basic straight-pull Ross rifle.
Huot rifle not used
odd design

Canadian rifle was new
Huot tryin’
Ross revivin’

Quebec designer handled it
Ross rifles around
Conversions not too costly
An order placed for a thousand

Huot rifle not used
odd design
Ross refined

Ross re-do
Ross re-do
Ross re-do
Added a gas piston
Cooling shroud there
Drum magazine
A new light machine gun

Worked nicely
Huot rifle not used
odd design
(war ended, not to be)
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Patrick - November 02, 2011 - Report this comment
There were a lot of Ross rifles around because they had a bad habit of blowing the bolt back in the shooter's face. The US Army used them for drill rifles and bayonet training, but as far as I know, never tried to shoot the things. Charlton rifle from New Zealand was a similar concept experimented briefly in WWII
David Copper - November 02, 2011 - Report this comment
How bizarre! How hard would it have been just to design a cheap new light machine gun instead? From what I've read on the Huot, it was a C$30,000 waste of money and time. So how could it be called sucessful? It never even saw combat!!!
Dylan Baranski - November 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Yeah, I've heard those Ross rifles had problems trying to pull the bolt back, and according to one guy, "it took five men just to keep one rifle going". Still, this Huot Rifle seemed like it would've been ahead of its time.
Rob Arndt - November 02, 2011 - Report this comment
During WW1 the Germans used the Maxim 08s to good effect and also had the Bermann MG-10/15s as well as the Parabellum 14/17s. But I think the MP-18 SMG made the most impact at the end as a trench-swepper for use by the Sturmtruppen...

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