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Song Parodies -> "Searl Disc Built in the Woods"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Searl Disc Built in the Woods"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

John R. Searl attempted to build a Levitation Disc privately in the 1960s in Sussex. At that time the British MoD was already secretly working on disc craft through AVRO Canada to keep the Soviets from spying on the program which was derived from German WW2 disc aircraft technologies headed by Dr. Richard Miethe. So when they found-out that Searl was making his own disc craft (under assembly in the woods), they pressured him to drop his "Levity Disc" design. The work went slow with the wooden body which was sorta like the WW2 Finnish Sunray type that the Germans ordered. The outer shell was under construction full-scale while several sub-scale radio controlled models were flown and a larger static model was used to make fake composite photos (but not for a hoax, just a newspaper article on such developments). Searl's discs were controversial and then shut-down. No one knows exactly the real reason which remains an enigma. With proper Govt. funding and military involvement Searl's disc might have flown as a recon machine.
Searl disc built in the woods
‘60s time

British Govt. tried to stop you
Searl was tryin’
For recon flyin’

British MoD couldn’t stand it
Searl’s “Levity Disc” found
Propulsion system not ready
In Sussex test models left the ground

Searl disc built in the woods
‘60s time
Unique find

Models flew
Models flew
Models flew
All of them were sub-scale
Created a scare
Due to publicity
Could not make a sale

Secrecy
Searl disc built in the woods
‘60s time
(building disrupted frequently)
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Patrick - October 12, 2011 - Report this comment
MoD probably didn't like the idea of a private inventor coming up with a major breakthrough outside of their controlled establishment.
Rob Arndt - October 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Britain has had an odd history with round aeroplanes and some disc craft. They had the early Lee-Richards annulars, an occult Golden Dawn machine found under construction, the German designs worked on through AVRO Canada, the Searl discs, and a patent for a Rail Saucer! They also have the BAe HALO which was denied for years with hundreds of confirmed sightings and then admission by the MoD in the 1990s, but as with the US- no photos nor data released. No roll-outs or flight footage. HALO is interesting b/c it is golden and has no visible intakes nor propulsion system evident. Expert pilots from British Airways gave precise dimensions and accounts. As for sound, it is near-silent but on close misses with the airline aircraft it made a mild humming sound. Most believe that it is using an electric field to somehow bend gravity- a FFX system (Field Effects/FX).

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