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Song Parodies -> "Janus Cat has Faces-Two!"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Janus Cat has Faces-Two!"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Twelve years ago a pet breeder dumped off an odd Janus cat (born with two faces like the Roman God) at the Tufts Veterinary Clinic to be euthanized. But vet nurse Marty Stevens took an interest in the odd feline and took him home, naming hin Frank & Louie (aka Frankenlouie)! The cat has two faces, two noses, two mouths, and three eyes! The chances for survival were slim, but this year the cat made it into the 2012 Guinness Book of World Records for longevity.
Janus cat has faces-two!
Odd feline
Nurse Marty Stevens rescued you
Cat survivin’
From euthanizin’
Pet breeder took you to vet
Gonna put ya down
Nurse Stevens knew better
For 12 years has kept you around!
Janus cat has faces-two!
Odd feline
Record time
Made it through
Made it through
Made it through
Survived so long somehow
Two noses, two mouths
Two faces, eyes-three
Made the Guinness 2012
Frankenlouie
Janus cat has faces-two!
Odd feline
(fascinating cat story)
Odd feline
Nurse Marty Stevens rescued you
Cat survivin’
From euthanizin’
Pet breeder took you to vet
Gonna put ya down
Nurse Stevens knew better
For 12 years has kept you around!
Janus cat has faces-two!
Odd feline
Record time
Made it through
Made it through
Made it through
Survived so long somehow
Two noses, two mouths
Two faces, eyes-three
Made the Guinness 2012
Frankenlouie
Janus cat has faces-two!
Odd feline
(fascinating cat story)
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Hmmmm.... I wonder if that cat outlived Morris, the cat that used to do all those Fancy Feast cat food commercials? ;-) Puuurrrrrfect Job on this one! 5's! :-)
I'm a cat lover so this one made me purr.
Thanks guys... I would have kept the Janus cat too! Security Code SAV!!!
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