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Song Parodies -> "Will It Fly, X-Hawk Mule?"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Will It Fly, X-Hawk Mule?"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Urban Aeronautics X-Hawk is designed to be a VTOL aerial rescue craft that can reach tall buildings and other places that helos prove useless. It will be able to rescue people from burning buildings straight out of windows, insert police or troops into buildings, and bring supplies as needed to anyone or any agency that needs them urgently. It could also be used as a aerial car and taxi, military craft for spying and rescue, and for medical transport. The X-Hawk Mule is the first test rig and has flown only a few feet so far but is making slow progress. The goal is 155 mph up to 12,000 ft!!! A radical machine, but much better than the fraud Moller Flying Car!
Will it fly, X-Hawk Mule?
Since 2009

Israeli craft for search and rescue
Rafi Yoeli desigin’
12,000 ft tryin’

Tall buildings demand it
VTOL more sound
Used to better carry
Burned and wounded back to the ground

Will it fly, X-Hawk Mule?
Since 2009
Twin turbines

They built you
They built you
They built you
As unmanned UAV
They took great care
To let you fly free
Just to 3 ft!!!

Credibly?
Will it fly, X-Hawk Mule?
Since 2009
(so far, not really)
Pictures of the X-Hawk and Mule testbed: http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/06/Urban_Aerospace_Test_Mule.jpg http://www.newlaunches.com/entry_images/0907/12/x-hawk-thumb.jpg http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2007/09/13/urban-x-hawk_48.jpg http://firegeezer.com/files/2010/02/air-mule-a.jpg

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David Copper - September 07, 2011 - Report this comment
What a strange contraption. It looks like it came out of a star wars film!
WCJ - September 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Yes David, it does look like it came from Star Wars. It looks like something that those little tiny creatures with the glowing eyes, that stole and sold the droids, would steal and drive around. ;-D. Great job Rob! :-)

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