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Song Parodies -> "I Bought a Bose For You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Bought a Bose For You"
Parody Written by:
Chris Bodily TM
The Lyrics
Sadly, it's true. My folks just got a Bose CineMate "home theater" system. This is not what I wanted. After my strong protests, they still bought a Bose. If It were my choice the receiver would be a 7.1 Onkyo, Denon, Pinoeer, or Yamaha; the speakers would probably be JBL; and the subwoofer would probably be Polk. And it would be able to do 1080p and lossless audio from Dolby TrueHD, DTS-HD Master Audio, and PCM. This Bose can only do Dolby Digital, it looks like. A zillion audiophiles can't be wrong -- Bose sucks.
"I bought a Bose for you"
No lows or highs
Speakers sound like doo
(*Garbled audio*)
I ain’t lyin’
You know I can’t stand it! Woo!
You ruined the sound!
I can’t stand it, ain't no movie sound
"I bought a Bose for you
Because they're fine"
Oh, yeck! Yuck!
(*Crappy Bose sound solo*)
Speakers sound like poo
(*More awful Bose speaker sound*)
Bose ain't tryin'
Ow! My ears!
Bose, f**k you!
Bose, f**k you!
Bose, f**k you!
Aaaaaagggghhhh!!!
If you did care
The receiver'd be
Onkyo, Pi, Ya
"I bought a Bose for you"
For films, a crime! Crime!
(*Incoherent screaming*)
No lows or highs
Speakers sound like doo
(*Garbled audio*)
I ain’t lyin’
You know I can’t stand it! Woo!
You ruined the sound!
I can’t stand it, ain't no movie sound
"I bought a Bose for you
Because they're fine"
Oh, yeck! Yuck!
(*Crappy Bose sound solo*)
Speakers sound like poo
(*More awful Bose speaker sound*)
Bose ain't tryin'
Ow! My ears!
Bose, f**k you!
Bose, f**k you!
Bose, f**k you!
Aaaaaagggghhhh!!!
If you did care
The receiver'd be
Onkyo, Pi, Ya
"I bought a Bose for you"
For films, a crime! Crime!
(*Incoherent screaming*)
Samsung HT-TX72, it was nice knowing you.
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