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Song Parodies -> "Nazi Rail Wolf Tore Through"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Nazi Rail Wolf Tore Through"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Schienenwolf (Rail Wolf), sometimes also referred to as a Schwellenpflug (Sleeper Plough) was a German rail vehicle built to destroy rail lines through the use of an immensely strong, hook-shaped armored plough. In combat use, a locomotive hauled the attached “rail ripper” as it became known. The hook was lowered into the middle of the track resulting in pulling the rails out of alignment, tearing up the middle of the track, and breaking the sleepers. Used in Hitler’s scorched earth policy of total destruction, especially during the collapse of the Third Reich, the Schienenwolf tore up bridges and signaling equipment as well, denying the enemy the use of the seriously damaged railways into Germany. A few examples survived the war and can be found in the Military Museum in Belgrade, and possibly, the UK’s National Army Museum as a transfer.
Nazi Rail Wolf tore through
armored hook design

Prevent the Reds from getting through
Hitler was trippin’
Schienenwolf rippin’

Scorched earth would demand it
Reds gainin’ ground
Rail Wolf of immense strength
Takin’ rail lines thoroughly down

Nazi Rail Wolf tore through
armored hook design
Destroyed lines

It tore through
It tore through
It tore through
Ripped rail lines to shreds
Into Germany everywhere
Slowed the hated enemy
Soviet supply trains stopped dead

Ferocity
Nazi Rail Wolf tore through
armored hook design
(delayed Red infantry)
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Patrick - August 03, 2011 - Report this comment
You know the war is going the wrong way when you have to invent special machines just to destroy your own stuff.
Rob Arndt - August 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Nothing new there Patrick- it's called Scorched-Earth tactics and the Soviets did it first to prevent the German usage of anything. For Germany, anything to slow the advance of the Red Hoard was invaluable. The Rail Wolf was a success as far as German rail lines were concerned.
WCJ - August 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Basically a chain saw on a train track! ;-D "Cutting" edge parody! 555! :-)
Old Man Ribber - August 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Rob - If only Sherman had such equipment! ;D

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