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Song Parodies -> "Oddity of WW2"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Oddity of WW2"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

What looks impossibly like a German World War II lunar-lander is in fact an atmospheric German battle lander proposed in the middle of the war for dropping behind enemy lines. The Schlachtstern (Battlestar) lander was to be armed with two MGs on a rotating upper turret to support Fallschirmjägers which would probably be landing with these strange machines. Initially dropped (from God knows what aircraft) with parachute deployed, the lander, once on the ground, would be capable of limited thrusting maneuvers for moving about the rear, just slightly off the ground in support of German troops. No one knows why this was proposed, but it is pretty obvious that the machines would be too impractical and technologically a waste of time and manpower at such a critical point of the war. Just developing an aircraft to carry it would be trouble enough as no known aircraft of that time period would be up to the job except maybe the Me-323 which would have to land to disgorge them. But the drawing shows it being parachuted into action… a total mystery. An interesting concept, the Schlachtstern remained a drawing board project
Oddity of WW2
unique design

Armored lander with 1-man crew
Support flyin’
While paras fightin’

Transport would drop it
Paras takin’ ground
Needing fire-support badly
Schlachtstern lander would then set-down

Oddity of WW2
unique design
Wasted time

MGs x 2
MGs x 2
MGs x 2
Thrusters to move
Short hops in the air
Firing at the enemy
Flight anything but smooth

Complexity
Oddity of WW2
unique design
(lacked portability)
http://discaircraft.greyfalcon.us/picturesu/sc1.jpg

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Patrick - August 03, 2011 - Report this comment
It does look like the lunar lander. The upper half reminded me of Ned Kelly's armored suit. He'd have loved this device, especially the machine gun.
WCJ - August 04, 2011 - Report this comment
I think I remember NASA testing something like that once, but I could be mistaken... But this is a parody that really "takes off" 5's! :-)

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