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Song Parodies -> "Intergalactic Zoo"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Intergalactic Zoo"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Wild Child JIN and I love to do the feral and "Zoo" parodies, so originally this was going to be "They Put Me in a Zoo" (Version 8)... but I decided on a new theme involving aliens, abduction, interstellar travel, probing, escape on a planet near star Kepler 9, and a monster!!!
Intergalactic Zoo
interstellar time

Woke up starin’ into somethin’ blue
Starship arrivin’
Interspatial flyin’

Aliens on our planet
Human beings found
Tryin’ to study our anatomy
I tried not to panic cuz they held me down

Intergalactic Zoo
interstellar time
Near Kepler 9

Probing true
Probing true
Probing true
But I escaped somehow
Strange planet, where?
Something is stalking me
A Khaury wants me for chow!!!

Those damn Grays!
Intergalactic Zoo
interstellar time
(Need a death ray)!!!

[added verse]

Wait, Nazis are here too!
Saved, with a burst of a beam
Shot the Khaury with a PG weapon
"Hello, my name is Dr. Goldsteen"!!!

(moment of silence, then another burst)
PG= Plasmagewehr (Plasma rifle)

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Patrick - July 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Where can I find a Plasmagewehr? You could blast someone, then give him a transfusion to save his life.
Wild Child JIN - July 11, 2011 - Report this comment
A little song about, "The Little Green Men Who Put Me in the Pen" Hmmm... Sound like a great parody title to me! :-) But great parody here! 5's! :-)
Rob Arndt - July 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Patrick, I am still trying to get a pic of the 2003 Rheinmetall WM Plasma Taser they invented intended for the Westphalia Polizei- no luck. As for the Plasmagewehr, Rheinmetall AG is working on one since 2003, again no luck on anything. Germans have come up with powdered anthrax, IDZ supersoldier suits through EADS, a range of armored families from KMW, and are looking at some strange a/c for the future. I probably should do a parody that has the HK P-11 underwater pistol too!!!
Hammerhead - July 11, 2011 - Report this comment
OMG, a plasma weapon? For real??? 555!!!

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