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Song Parodies -> "Intergalactic Zoo"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Intergalactic Zoo"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Wild Child JIN and I love to do the feral and "Zoo" parodies, so originally this was going to be "They Put Me in a Zoo" (Version 8)... but I decided on a new theme involving aliens, abduction, interstellar travel, probing, escape on a planet near star Kepler 9, and a monster!!!
Intergalactic Zoo
interstellar time
Woke up starin’ into somethin’ blue
Starship arrivin’
Interspatial flyin’
Aliens on our planet
Human beings found
Tryin’ to study our anatomy
I tried not to panic cuz they held me down
Intergalactic Zoo
interstellar time
Near Kepler 9
Probing true
Probing true
Probing true
But I escaped somehow
Strange planet, where?
Something is stalking me
A Khaury wants me for chow!!!
Those damn Grays!
Intergalactic Zoo
interstellar time
(Need a death ray)!!!
[added verse]
Wait, Nazis are here too!
Saved, with a burst of a beam
Shot the Khaury with a PG weapon
"Hello, my name is Dr. Goldsteen"!!!
(moment of silence, then another burst)
interstellar time
Woke up starin’ into somethin’ blue
Starship arrivin’
Interspatial flyin’
Aliens on our planet
Human beings found
Tryin’ to study our anatomy
I tried not to panic cuz they held me down
Intergalactic Zoo
interstellar time
Near Kepler 9
Probing true
Probing true
Probing true
But I escaped somehow
Strange planet, where?
Something is stalking me
A Khaury wants me for chow!!!
Those damn Grays!
Intergalactic Zoo
interstellar time
(Need a death ray)!!!
[added verse]
Wait, Nazis are here too!
Saved, with a burst of a beam
Shot the Khaury with a PG weapon
"Hello, my name is Dr. Goldsteen"!!!
(moment of silence, then another burst)
PG= Plasmagewehr (Plasma rifle)
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Where can I find a Plasmagewehr? You could blast someone, then give him a transfusion to save his life.
A little song about, "The Little Green Men Who Put Me in the Pen" Hmmm... Sound like a great parody title to me! :-) But great parody here! 5's! :-)
Patrick, I am still trying to get a pic of the 2003 Rheinmetall WM Plasma Taser they invented intended for the Westphalia Polizei- no luck. As for the Plasmagewehr, Rheinmetall AG is working on one since 2003, again no luck on anything. Germans have come up with powdered anthrax, IDZ supersoldier suits through EADS, a range of armored families from KMW, and are looking at some strange a/c for the future. I probably should do a parody that has the HK P-11 underwater pistol too!!!
OMG, a plasma weapon? For real??? 555!!!
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