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Song Parodies -> "They Put Him in a Zoo (Future Version)"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"They Put Him in a Zoo (Future Version)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The new "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" movie is coming out soon so I decided on another "Zoo" parody as dedication. I filled-in as much info as I could but sorry, could not get Nova into it ;-D
They put him in a zoo
was from another time
(arrival in 3978 blows the mind)

Icarus spaceship finally through
Brakin’ for landin’
Sinkin’ after crashin’

Astronauts couldn’t understand it
Apes runnin’ around
Speakin’ and huntin’ prey
Col. Taylor was netted, brought down
(taken back into ape town)

They put him in a zoo
was from another time
was a crime
(for humans to speak at anytime)

Zira loved you
Zira loved you
Zira loved you
Zira loved you anyhow
And she didn’t care
If “Blue Eyes” could speak
Just wanted to know- HOW???

She set him free
They put him in a zoo
was from another time
(Statue of Liberty-mankind’s destiny)
Linda Harrison as Nova: http://www.sixtiescinema.com/blog/uploaded_images/potakf12-787125.jpg

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Wild Child JIN - June 27, 2011 - Report this comment
"Planet of the Apes" might be "Tarzan's" favorite movie! and I sure favor this parody! 555! :-)
Wild Child JIN - June 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Ooh! La! La! and I like that girl too! ;-) I'd give her a 5 any day! ;-D
Rob Arndt - June 27, 2011 - Report this comment
WCJ- Yeah Baby- THAT's the kinda Wild Girl we all would like to be with!!!
Rob Arndt - July 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Another small error- in the film, Col. Taylor was "Bright Eyes" not "Blue Eyes"!!! Oops, been a long time since I saw the original film...

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