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Song Parodies -> "Mother Microwaved You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Mother Microwaved You"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
This is a horrible story of mother Ka Yang's microwave killing of her 7 week old baby on March 17, 2011. Police were baffled by the baby's 4th degree burns from head to toe and yet her pajamas were intact and her hair was not burned. Mother claimed to have had a seizure and fell, baby near a floor heater. Detectives didn't buy it and then discovered a pacifier in the microwave. Ka Yang was arrested for the murder of Mirabelle Thao-Lo and faces either life w/o parole or the death penalty. I hope she gets the latter or is killed in prison. Yet this is not the first death by microwave for infants- it is the fourth!!! How sickening that anyone could think up that type of murder, let alone a mother...
Mother microwaved you
unimaginable crime
How could she do something so cruel?
There’s no denyin’
Baby was fryin’
No one can really fathom it
Dead infant found
Baby was burned badly
From her head to her toes- all the way down
Mother microwaved you
unimaginable crime
Mother is 29
She killed you
She killed you
She killed you
Police didn’t know how
Ka Yang didn’t care
Lied about her seizures
In custody right now
Unspeakable cruelty
Mother microwaved you
unimaginable crime
(deserves the death penalty)
unimaginable crime
How could she do something so cruel?
There’s no denyin’
Baby was fryin’
No one can really fathom it
Dead infant found
Baby was burned badly
From her head to her toes- all the way down
Mother microwaved you
unimaginable crime
Mother is 29
She killed you
She killed you
She killed you
Police didn’t know how
Ka Yang didn’t care
Lied about her seizures
In custody right now
Unspeakable cruelty
Mother microwaved you
unimaginable crime
(deserves the death penalty)
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They outta microwave that b**ch in the electric chair, screw lethal injection, or gas!!! Although very sad! :-( and I really wouldn't like to give it a 5 for funny, I will give it a 555 anyway! :-)
Yes, tragic indeed... mother should be slowly fried with US Microwave Weapons. Yes, they do exist. Germans had this type under development by SS for torture and also for the LW as AA weapon. Modern aera denial weapons resulted from Non-lethal research!!! The irony... An illustration:
http://www.bugsweeps.com/info/elec_harass/active_denial_beam.gif
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