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Song Parodies -> "Secret Air Force Plant 42"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Secret Air Force Plant 42"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Palmdale's AFP 42 helped develop and produce the B-2 Spirit stealth bomber by the late 1980s and is now seeking to develop and build the B-3 (rumored Lockheed Blackbolt) which may be manned or unmanned, bur still stealth. The 5800 acre industrial park has the potential of hiring tens of thousands for the program in which Lockheed, Boeing, and Northrop will compete. California needs the work badly and not just for the contractors but all the smaller manufacturers that will be producing components for the B-3 (unknowingly as last time)...
Secret Air Force Plant 42
New stealth time

Nobody quite knows the things you do
USAF always lyin’
Got the B-2 flyin’

You know the unemployed demand it
5800 acres of ground
Deep in the Mojave Desert
Millions of unemployed Californians just standin’ around

Secret Air Force Plant 42
New stealth time
B-3 in mind

We want you
We want you
We want you
We want you to hire
And we don’t care
About the need for secrecy
America’s defense is our desire

20,000 jobs to be
Secret Air Force Plant 42
New stealth time
(Building the blackcraft B-3)



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