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Song Parodies -> "Jet Dive-bomber, the Hs-132"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Jet Dive-bomber, the Hs-132"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The Hs-132 was a late-war jet dive bomber project of the Luftwaffe meant to attack Allied shipping. It started-out as a piston project, but for the speed of 565 mph in a dive, this required a jet design incorporating a prone pilot. It started late in March 1945 with both the fuselage and the wings completed by May (but not mated) and while BMW 003 jet engines were still available. However, the Soviets captured the machine intact and hauled it off to the USSR. It was never completed...
Jet dive-bomber, the Hs-132
captured May 1945
Last German jet aircraft of WW2
Better stop tryin’
No, this ain’t flyin’
Dive bomber with a prone pilot
BMW 003 spinnin’ around
SC 500 bomb mounted
Meant to attack shipping, never left the ground
Jet dive-bomber, the Hs-132
captured May 1945
Outta time…
They built you
They built you
They built you
They built you, halfway
No time to spare
Built the fuselage and wings
They were not mated by VE-Day
Never completed
Jet dive-bomber, the Hs-132
captured May 1945
(Germany defeated)
captured May 1945
Last German jet aircraft of WW2
Better stop tryin’
No, this ain’t flyin’
Dive bomber with a prone pilot
BMW 003 spinnin’ around
SC 500 bomb mounted
Meant to attack shipping, never left the ground
Jet dive-bomber, the Hs-132
captured May 1945
Outta time…
They built you
They built you
They built you
They built you, halfway
No time to spare
Built the fuselage and wings
They were not mated by VE-Day
Never completed
Jet dive-bomber, the Hs-132
captured May 1945
(Germany defeated)
Pics of the Hs-132: how it would have looked completed, as was, and the windtunnel model: http://www.luft46.com/henschel/hs132-4.jpg http://www.luft46.com/henschel/hs132-1.jpg http://www.luft46.com/henschel/hs132-5.jpg
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Cool Plane! and BTW the first pic link you posted does not work, I get a 404 error. :-( But it's O.K. the other one does, nice and "plane" parody! ;-D Great Job! 5's :-)
TY WCJ, and also that first link does work...
http://www.luft46.com/henschel/hs132-4.jpg
Oh, yes, there it is! works now, I must have mixed the links before, what an awesome plane that was! I'm getting to know a lot more about aircrafts and aviation now! thanks! :-)
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