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Song Parodies -> "What the Hell are You?"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"What the Hell are You?"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is a weird one, sorta like Utopia and Amaurot (hint, hint)!!! No doubt many will not even understand this.
Just what the hell are you?
Can‘t be defined?

You somethin’ too good to be true?
I ain’t lyin’
This is mystifyin’

You know I can’t stand this
The mind bends around
Just impossible, paradoxical
Your existence cannot be found

Just what the hell are you?
Can‘t be defined?
In space or time…

Blivet or Widget?
Blivet or Widget?
Blivet or Widget?
“Devil’s Pitchfork”, how?
Changin’, re-arrangin’
So how can you be?
WTF are you now?

Perplexity
Just what the hell are you?
Can‘t be defined?
(Blowing my mind)


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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Wild Child JIN - May 19, 2011 - Report this comment
I'll tell you what it is, it is a three headed 5! ;-D Excellent job again Rob! :-)
Rob Arndt - May 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks WCJ... now look-up Veeblefetzer!!!
Hammerhead - May 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Excellent work Rob!!!

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