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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Creatures that are Blue"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Hate Creatures that are Blue"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
I'm sure I missed a wide range of other blue characters, but the most obvious will suffice for now...
I hate creatures that are blue
’cause they’re disgusting
From movies to the worst cartoons
I ain’t lyin’
Worst conceptual visualizin’
Wasn’t it the Smurfs that started it?
All smurfiin’ around (three apples tall)
Doctor Manhatten in “Watchmen” too
Guy’s standin’ around nude with a blue schlong!!!
I hate creatures that are blue
’cause they’re disgusting
and revolting…
I hate blue
I hate blue
I hate blue
I even hate “Blue’s Clues“!!!
And I don’t care
What people wanna see
On tv or in movies
F--k the Navi
I hate creatures that are blue
’cause they’re disgusting
(except for the TARDIS on Doctor Who)
’cause they’re disgusting
From movies to the worst cartoons
I ain’t lyin’
Worst conceptual visualizin’
Wasn’t it the Smurfs that started it?
All smurfiin’ around (three apples tall)
Doctor Manhatten in “Watchmen” too
Guy’s standin’ around nude with a blue schlong!!!
I hate creatures that are blue
’cause they’re disgusting
and revolting…
I hate blue
I hate blue
I hate blue
I even hate “Blue’s Clues“!!!
And I don’t care
What people wanna see
On tv or in movies
F--k the Navi
I hate creatures that are blue
’cause they’re disgusting
(except for the TARDIS on Doctor Who)
Note: the TARDIS is a living thing, not just a blue call box...
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I bet three 5's won't make you "blue" ;-D Great work! :-)
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