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Song Parodies -> "Will Hates Kate’s Rack Reviews"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Will Hates Kate’s Rack Reviews"

Parody Written by:

Red Jake Agent

The Lyrics

Recently, a French Paparazzi photog with a telephoto lens caught Kate, Duchess of Cambridge, topless on the balcony of a resort in Southern France. The photos were sold to and published by Closer magazine which is part of former Italian PM Berlusconi's Mondadori publishing empire. The pics were shunned in Britain out of respect for the Royal couple, but Wills is furious and Closer has defended their right to publish and sell to Italian and Irish publications. The photos are blurry, taken from a public road, and show Kate wearing just a bikini bottom. Unlike Prince Harry's careless nude pics from Vegas, Will and Kate were vacationing in peace in France unaware they were being stalked. For Wills, this brings back painful memories of the Paparazzi stalking his mother Princess Diana.
Will hates Kate’s rack reviews
out of line

French paparazzi photo shoot
Nude shots tryin’
Restraint defyin’

The Royals can’t stand it
When scandals abound
Prince Harry already
In Vegas with his trousers down!!!

Will hates Kate’s rack reviews
out of line
Reminds (of Di)

Will hates you
Will hates you
Will hates you
Telephoto lens men
Hide everywhere
There’s no privacy
He could kill them

Her tits free
Will hates Kate’s rack reviews
out of line
(Closer mag publicity)

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