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Song Parodies -> "They Put Me in a Zoo (Version 14)"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"They Put Me in a Zoo (Version 14)"

Parody Written by:

Red Jake Agent

The Lyrics

Desert Vietnam- Afghanistan...
They put me in a zoo
death toll climbs

As soldier, war I did not choose
Exit tryin’
My buddies dyin’

Taliban can’t stand it
Hit us all around
AKs, RPs deadly
Then the mortar shells come rainin’ down

They put me in a zoo
death toll climbs
Wasted time

Hard to lose
Hard to lose
Hard to lose
In God-forsaken land
Soldiers beware
’ghan security (ANSF)
They’re Taliban

No “friendlies”
They put me in a zoo
death toll climbs
(Just uniformed enemies)

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