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Song Parodies -> "Brit Dart Bomb Never Used"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell On You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Brit Dart Bomb Never Used"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A strange WW2 concept that was almost approved!
Brit Dart Bomb never used
One of a kind

Needles filled with toxin approved
Strange request to Singer
Hollow needles would be stingers

Nerve agent inside of it
Bundles opened, needles earth-bound
Rain of darts striking Germans
In 30 seconds they'd be down

Brit Dart Bomb never used
One of a kind
Sadistic minds

3mg dose
Penetrating clothes
Effects gross
Death soon to follow
31,000 first ordered
Singer unaware
Of the British usage
Options changed to anthrax murders*

Did not proceed
Brit Dart Bomb never used
One of a kind
(Concept still proceeds)**
* Churchill's scheme which was also cancelled. Britain aware of Germany's nerve agent development as well as rumored N- material
** Resurrected in 1970s for SAS dart guns against IRA, still relevant for British anti-mine usage filled with a corrosive!
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Rob Arndt - July 30, 2018 - Report this comment
A side fact: after WW2, before Messerschmitt got back into aircraft designs and the first military helicopter to do loops, the company made civil bubble cars and sewing machines!
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