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Song Parodies -> "Singing the Gender Blues"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell On You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Singing the Gender Blues"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

It's 2018 and now there are around 63 gender categories mostly dealing with non-physical gender "identity" vs the three standard genitalia genders of male, female, and hermaphrodite. It's really gone to ridiculous levels of how people feel. Then there's the whole transgender agenda added.
Singing the gender blues
Way out of line

Most view sex as two
Male & female created
Hermaphrodite on occasion

But Leftards mentals hate it
What you "feel like" counts
Some identity as animals
Ann Coulter called them out:

[I think I'm an Apache helicopter!!!]

Singing the gender blues
Way out of line
Poorly defined

Transgender fools
What bathroom to use?
What identity to choose?
Gender fluidity sucks
Pansexual dares
Bicurious oddities
"I'm a dragon." WTF???

Face reality
Singing the gender blues
Way out of line
(Made-up genders reek of stupidity)

"Hey, I identify as a furry!"

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Alexander's Rag Tag Band - July 23, 2018 - Report this comment
To make a medium length story short, a friend said sometimes she was ashamed to be a woman because they are so helpless. I strongly approve of those feelings.

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