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Song Parodies -> "Don't Want Contact with You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell On You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Want Contact with You"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

In the Bay of Bengal is an island that is off limits to the entire world. It's called North Sentinel Island. The people that inhabit the island live prehistoric and shun outsiders. Since the late 1800s, they have killed or threatened to kill anyone trying to visit their shores. The Indian Government which controls the island has established a 3 mile No Go Zone around it. These people have no agriculture nor can make fire. They gather coconuts, fish, shoot birds, and eat turtles. They use wooden weapons. No one knows their name nor their language. They are just called the Sentinelese.
Don't want contact with you
Backwards in time

Live prehistoric- true
No agriculture, no fire
Stone axes, spears, able archers

The island's on the map
But the Indian Navy circles 'round
Can't approach their shores
And they don't want to be found

Don't want contact with you
Backwards in time
Marvel at things that fly

Live crude
Simple foods
Beliefs... voodoo?
Thinks the White man is a ghost
Walk around bare
Living primitively
Protect their coast in small boats

A world they can't see
Don't want contact with you
Backwards in time
(Their numbers seen- about 50)

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ann - May 07, 2018 - Report this comment
sad, not the parody
Don - May 07, 2018 - Report this comment
Maybe they are happier that way?

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