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Song Parodies -> "I Got a HEL Locked on You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell On You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I Got a HEL Locked on You"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Battlefield lasers are finally here courtesy of Rheinmetall AG! 50-100 Kw lasers are to be added to almost all German armor but especially MBTs! Rheinmetall also has laser flak for AA use!
I got a HEL* locked on you
It's primed

Nothing that you can do
Optics locked on
Beams comin' on strong

Leopard 2A8 just swiveled it
Drone lurkin' around
100 Kw later
A burning mess is on the ground

I got a HEL locked on you
It's primed
Flashing lines

Bolt-on new
Rheinmetall approved
Got a job to do
For the Bundeswehr
'17 appeared
Up to the Leo 3
Low-flying planes beware!

High intensity
I got a HEL locked on you
Tubes aligned
(A first for the German Army)
* HEL= High Energy Laser

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