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Song Parodies -> "T.J. Hooker was Cool"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell On You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"T.J. Hooker was Cool"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My favorite cop series of the 1980s which featured William Shatner and Heather Locklear from "Dynasty."
T.J. Hooker was cool
Fighting crime

1-Adam-30 on the roll
From detective back to the street
With Junior on their beat

Captain Sheridan barely handled it
Hooker taking the punks down
Wrecked many patrol cars
Property damage high all around

T.J. Hooker was cool
Fighting crime
Oft crossed the line

Protected Fran and the girls
Misused his tools*
Ate gross fast food
Much to Romano's despair
Trained at Academy
Stacy was Cap's daughter
She got a beat- Hooker didn't care

Fought valiantly
T.J. Hooker was cool
Fighting crime
(Thomas Jefferson name, however, was crazy!)

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Rob Arndt - January 29, 2018 - Report this comment
Messed up on the call sign for their black & white. Was 4 Adan 30! Oops...
Rob Arndt - January 29, 2018 - Report this comment
4 Adam 30! It's Monday!
Heather Is a Hot Cop - January 30, 2018 - Report this comment
My fave cop show of the 80s was MIAMI VICE but I also loved TJ Hooker because I like William Shatner (met him once) and Heather Locklear is a sweet hot babe!!!
Rob Arndt - January 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Remember "Police Woman" with Angie Dickinson?
Not Really William Shatner - January 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Exactly .... WHEN did you ........MEET me, Heather is a ........... Hot Cop ....????
Rob Arndt - January 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Yes, Stacy Sheridan WAS a hot cop! Long live Heather Locklear!

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