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Song Parodies -> "T.J. Hooker was Cool"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell On You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"T.J. Hooker was Cool"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
My favorite cop series of the 1980s which featured William Shatner and Heather Locklear from "Dynasty."
T.J. Hooker was cool
Fighting crime
1-Adam-30 on the roll
From detective back to the street
With Junior on their beat
Captain Sheridan barely handled it
Hooker taking the punks down
Wrecked many patrol cars
Property damage high all around
T.J. Hooker was cool
Fighting crime
Oft crossed the line
Protected Fran and the girls
Misused his tools*
Ate gross fast food
Much to Romano's despair
Trained at Academy
Stacy was Cap's daughter
She got a beat- Hooker didn't care
Fought valiantly
T.J. Hooker was cool
Fighting crime
(Thomas Jefferson name, however, was crazy!)
Fighting crime
1-Adam-30 on the roll
From detective back to the street
With Junior on their beat
Captain Sheridan barely handled it
Hooker taking the punks down
Wrecked many patrol cars
Property damage high all around
T.J. Hooker was cool
Fighting crime
Oft crossed the line
Protected Fran and the girls
Misused his tools*
Ate gross fast food
Much to Romano's despair
Trained at Academy
Stacy was Cap's daughter
She got a beat- Hooker didn't care
Fought valiantly
T.J. Hooker was cool
Fighting crime
(Thomas Jefferson name, however, was crazy!)
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Messed up on the call sign for their black & white. Was 4 Adan 30! Oops...
4 Adam 30! It's Monday!
My fave cop show of the 80s was MIAMI VICE but I also loved TJ Hooker because I like William Shatner (met him once) and Heather Locklear is a sweet hot babe!!!
Remember "Police Woman" with Angie Dickinson?
Exactly .... WHEN did you ........MEET me, Heather is a ........... Hot Cop ....????
Yes, Stacy Sheridan WAS a hot cop! Long live Heather Locklear!
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