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Song Parodies -> "These Strange Facts All Are True"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell On You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin'Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"These Strange Facts All Are True"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
These strange facts all are true
Blows the mind
General Josef Hooker
Prostitutes for soldiers
Word stuck for street walkers
Anna Mae Dickinson was Lady Luck
Titanic and Lusitania- didn't drown
Survived the Hindenburg and Pearl Harbor
9/11 escape and was still around!!!
These strange facts are all true
Blows the mind
Historic finds
Before alarm clocks- pea shoots*
DOUDSVAVVM Templar clue**
Reagan lifeguard hero too***
And the SS Ourang Medan****
Most unaware of
All of these oddities
But I hope you'll understand
Some amazing things
These strange facts are all true
Blows the mind
(Official history really stinks)
Blows the mind
General Josef Hooker
Prostitutes for soldiers
Word stuck for street walkers
Anna Mae Dickinson was Lady Luck
Titanic and Lusitania- didn't drown
Survived the Hindenburg and Pearl Harbor
9/11 escape and was still around!!!
These strange facts are all true
Blows the mind
Historic finds
Before alarm clocks- pea shoots*
DOUDSVAVVM Templar clue**
Reagan lifeguard hero too***
And the SS Ourang Medan****
Most unaware of
All of these oddities
But I hope you'll understand
Some amazing things
These strange facts are all true
Blows the mind
(Official history really stinks)
* before alarm clocks, people had Knock Ups use pea shooters to tap their windows before a shift
** This Templar clue is supposed to reveal the location of the Holy Grail- no one or computer has cracked it yet!
*** When Ronald Reagan was life guard, he saved 77 lives!
**** The SS Orange Medan, an unregistered ship in 1948, sent out a series of distress calls in Morse code that said that the crew were all dying and that the messager himself was dying. When found the next day, all passengers and crew were dead lying face up with mouth's open. No signs of any injuries. A fire started and the ship sank with the secret. However, it is believed it was carrying Japanese nerve agents from WW2 to a secret US rendezvous when some containers broke onboard.
** This Templar clue is supposed to reveal the location of the Holy Grail- no one or computer has cracked it yet!
*** When Ronald Reagan was life guard, he saved 77 lives!
**** The SS Orange Medan, an unregistered ship in 1948, sent out a series of distress calls in Morse code that said that the crew were all dying and that the messager himself was dying. When found the next day, all passengers and crew were dead lying face up with mouth's open. No signs of any injuries. A fire started and the ship sank with the secret. However, it is believed it was carrying Japanese nerve agents from WW2 to a secret US rendezvous when some containers broke onboard.
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