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Song Parodies -> "Nazi Resort for Use"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Nazi Resort for Use"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The "Colossus of Ruegen" or Prora is being developed into a luxury resort once more. Built from 1936-39, it was to entertain up to 20,000 German war workers. The resort is composed of 8 connected buildings running 3 miles in length, built close to a clean beach of the Baltic. It was planned to create a super resort through the KDF program, but the war stopped further construction. It was used for shelter from. Bombing raids and to take in German refugees fleeing E Prussia in 1945. Then used by GDR military, then Bundeswehr, then abandoned again. But the historic site is now being fully redeveloped into the resort it was intended with luxury apartments and hotels with future expansion.
Nazi resort for use
Stopped in '39

Intended for Nazi worker use
Could take 20,000
8 block buildings would house them

The war halted further development
Bombing shelters, turned around
Even female Luftwaffe were there
Refugees from East Prussia we're bound
Soviets coming, taking ground

Nazi resort for use
Stopped in '39
Reopened in time

Has scenic view
Apts for use
Hotels to include
Beachfront property
It always remained there
"Colossus of Ruegen" stands free
Now realized from Hitler's dream...

So pretty
Nazi resort for use
Abandoned in '39
(Now converted over to luxury)

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Jeff Matusow - July 10, 2017 - Report this comment
What is being lampooned or imitated or mocked here, per the purpose and meaning of parody?
Oldster - July 10, 2017 - Report this comment
British Butlins?
Rob Arndt - July 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Good comparison. I was thinking of working that in. Too bad most here know nothing of these things and are too lazy to Google...
Zustimmen - July 12, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Und zat ist vy dey must be EXTERMINATED!
Matt Jeffusow - July 12, 2017 - Report this comment
So that's why Jeff didn't think this was funny. He was too lazy to Google up the background information.
Evil Googler - July 12, 2017 - Report this comment
In a nutshell!

We've been working on new Prora
Mostly night & day
We've been working on new Prora
We do what the Germans say
Can't you hear the Mausers cocking
The SS is getting bored
Can't you hear the laborers moaning
Hitler please start a war!
Frank Frisch - July 12, 2017 - Report this comment
Arndt, a wannabe Prussian Junker who has nothing but contempt for the average American here at AIR.
Rob Arndt - July 12, 2017 - Report this comment
Frank, I suggest you take a holiday and hit the beach. Try Prora! You could also buy a luxury vacation home too ;-)
Frank Frisch - July 12, 2017 - Report this comment
Sorry, I don't want to see Goering look-alikes in Speedos.
Doug - July 12, 2017 - Report this comment
^ so you admit that you want to see Churchill, Eisenhower, and Stalin look-alikes in Speedos!!!
Frank Frisch - July 12, 2017 - Report this comment
"Doug": I assume you're Douglas MacArthur. Sorry you weren't in theater at the time of Yalta. On your way, you could have waded ashore at RĂ¼gen. I just wanted to see if it's true you can smoke your corn cob pipe through your ass.

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