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Song Parodies -> "Betty Beat Barbie Too"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Betty Beat Barbie Too"
Parody Written by:
Robert D Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Betty Brosmer was a '50s pin-up and model that was the first living Barbie years before Barbie debuted in 1959. Betty had measurements of 38-18-36 while the Barbie doll was 39-18-33! Betty got her waist that small through corset waistline trimming which affects the waist, ribcage, and moves internal organs! She was called "The Girl with the Impossible Waist" and went on to marry a bodybuilder. She put out the first female fitness magazine and still promotes female fitness and bodybuiding. She's 82.
Betty Beat Barbie too
Before '59
38-18-36 so cool
Such beauty and grace
"Girl with the Impossible Waist"
Pin-up, Model, Hourglass Figure magnet
Photos shown all around
Once posed for Dior
Also "Miss Television" proud
Betty Beat Barbie too
Before '59
Was so fine
Awesome boobs
Had great moves
Legs so smooth
5' 5", 106 lbs
The guys all stared
At a sight so lovely
Photos Hollywood bound
Was in movies
Betty Beat Barbie too
Before '59
(And Bild Lilli cartoons?)*
Before '59
38-18-36 so cool
Such beauty and grace
"Girl with the Impossible Waist"
Pin-up, Model, Hourglass Figure magnet
Photos shown all around
Once posed for Dior
Also "Miss Television" proud
Betty Beat Barbie too
Before '59
Was so fine
Awesome boobs
Had great moves
Legs so smooth
5' 5", 106 lbs
The guys all stared
At a sight so lovely
Photos Hollywood bound
Was in movies
Betty Beat Barbie too
Before '59
(And Bild Lilli cartoons?)*
Bild Lilli first appeared in the Bild Zeitung newspaper before becoming a doll in 1955 which led to Barbie in 1959. Betty Bromser was 18 in 1953 and posed. Here is the beauty:
http://viola.bz/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/American-model-Betty-Brosmer-15.jpg
http://viola.bz/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/American-model-Betty-Brosmer-15.jpg
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Wow, what a gal! Her measurements weren't waisted (bad pun) 5's
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