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Song Parodies -> "How George Lucas Changed You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"How George Lucas Changed You"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Boba Fett as presented in the earlier trilogy as an unaltered version of Jango's clone troopers is all wrong. He was a Mandalore Commando whose back story was altered several times. Read below. Original cite is from "Mediascene Preview" May 1980 Interview with Lucas profiled as Mandalore Commando.
How George Lucas changed you
Over time
Jaster Mareel was the real you
From Concord Dawn
Policeman was wronged
Killed corrupt senior officers- fact
Charged as murdered, off-world bound
Taken in by the Mandalores
A commando who grew quite strong
Last surviving member moved along
As a bounty hunter
How George Lucas changed you
Over time
Mcquarrie made him all-white
Shocktrooper old armor a sight!
Changes ensued
Several reviews
Sarlacc Pit booed
He escaped anyway
Rocket pack blew in there
Concussion grenades set him free
Wounded in Tatooine Desert, but into Dengar's care*
Revision to Jango's seed
How George Lucas changed you
Over time
(After 1983, was weak)
Over time
Jaster Mareel was the real you
From Concord Dawn
Policeman was wronged
Killed corrupt senior officers- fact
Charged as murdered, off-world bound
Taken in by the Mandalores
A commando who grew quite strong
Last surviving member moved along
As a bounty hunter
How George Lucas changed you
Over time
Mcquarrie made him all-white
Shocktrooper old armor a sight!
Changes ensued
Several reviews
Sarlacc Pit booed
He escaped anyway
Rocket pack blew in there
Concussion grenades set him free
Wounded in Tatooine Desert, but into Dengar's care*
Revision to Jango's seed
How George Lucas changed you
Over time
(After 1983, was weak)
* "Star Wars: Tales of the Bounty Hunters"
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